Hey everyone! We’re giving away a full size Dr. Finski poster signed by Oklahoma TV legend John Ferguson to the person who leaves the funniest caption on this picture according to us! Just leave your caption in a comment below and be sure to like our page on Facebook by visiting http://www.facebook.com/AoFmovie
Good Luck!
For the last time, I didnt ask that guy if he was Sanford from Sanford and Son!!!
Say Dude,
Do you sell ladies underwear here ?
shopper: Do you guys sell ice chests?
clerk: Im sorry I dont work here…
“Hey BRO, your brauts stink!”
“My brauts? Your brauts!!!”
“Get real! Your brauts stink dude!”
“Yours are the barfo/puke-ist sleeve meats in the known universe.”
“Klingons won’t even go near your brauts.”
[dot, dot, dot, thought cartoon balloon to shopper listening to the argument ..”Desperate for something to argue about?????”
“Jive turkeys aughta be running not jack jawing!”
“It’s not called “profiling”, it’s called “loss prevention.”
“Trust me you can’t clean up aisle five!”
Alan: Mitch, I love you. Will you marry me?
Mitch: Oh Alan, I never knew you felt that way… I’ve loved you ever since you got fired for stealing Eugene’s Susie Q’s. But what about Ashley?
Alan: Don’t worry, she’ll understand. Besides, I think she has a thing for Eugene…the cake crumbs in his mustache really turn her on…
Random Shopper: (to himself) Is that dude seriously proposing without getting down on one knee…and in the middle of a Crest?!! In my day we knew how to propose! Maybe if I walk REALLY slowly, they won’t notice me staring at them…
“Pants on da ground…….pants on da ground………lookin’ like a foo’ wit ya pants on da ground….”